Want to participate?
Make a two-minute video that shows how you are inner-beautiful, upload it to youtube, and send the youtube link to firstname.lastname@example.org. Videos will be posted on this tumblr in the order that they are processed. Contestants will be admitted on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Please be sure to include your preferred contestant name and the talent that you wish to perform. Also, please know that one portion of the pageant will be a homemade swimsuit competition. This can be homemade from anything. Anything at all.
Thanks for your interest! Please email email@example.com with any questions you might have.
Sunday, May 12 at 8pm
622 DeGraw Street
Brooklyn, NY 11217
What is the Inner Beauty Pageant?
The Inner Beauty Pageant is a showcase of New York’s finest warm-hearted oddballs competing against each other for the title of Most Inner-Beautiful. Contestants, solicited through Craigslist, flyers, and word of mouth, compete for the title of Most Inner Beautiful with a talent portion, interviews about their feelings on world peace, and a homemade swimsuit competition. The winner of the evening is determined through audience silent ballots, so nobody’s feelings get hurt too badly.